David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends
Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.
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David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
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"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."
by Peaches On Pizza April 11, 2022
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David is someone who never texts his gf even when she’s lonely and has no one to talk to. He never takes pictures or anything to make her happy when he knows damn well she loves him to death…..he’s off limits bye:)
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david is a sexy beast
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Hey David...
Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Fuck me David is so good!
by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021
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