Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

SIMP CUCK

All guy who just converted from a closet queer but now dates a women that bangs every cock in town as he sits in the corner crying using his own tears as lube watching her get rodded out.

OH Look!!, there's Gerrett, his girl fucks every real man in town as he watches, he's such a simp cuck bottom bitch!!

by Fuckman33 January 31, 2026

Van Cuck

A man who voluntarily lives in a van and travels cross-country to support his wildly successful girlfriend (athlete, influencer etc), only to spend his nights parked outside arenas, hotels, or training centers while she’s inside getting absolutely railed by someone with an actual bed. He survives on gas station snacks, secondhand glory, and blind devotion, convincing himself he’s part of the journey instead of the punchline.

James "Last night I drove all the way to Italy to support my girlfriend at the winter Olympics!"
Harry "You mean you went all that way to watch her get fucked by hot male athletes from the carpark"
James "uhh"
Harry "You're such a van cuck"

by Vancuck1000 February 14, 2026

Software Cuck

A developer or tech enthusiast who prioritizes corporate "interpretations" and cloud-tenancy over Hardware Sovereignty. They willingly accept Implicit Trust models, forced telemetry, and "kill-switch" obsolescence from companies like Microshit 💩 or Faketel, effectively allowing a third party to "cuck" their relationship with their own physical silicon.

Usage: "Did you see that guy defending the new Windows 🪟 Recall feature? Total software cuck behavior. He doesn't even have Ring 0 authority over his own kernel."

by Jkbizy37 February 23, 2026

Safari Cuck

The act of watching a friend “hunt” cougars at the bar/pub

Want to safari cuck; Sebby at haluwa?

by 3leggregg March 4, 2026

Fuck Cuck

When you tell them that you’re the cuckold but you really just wanna fuck.

My old friend Abram from high-school tried the new Fuck Cuck method. He got his ass whooped!

by The guy that supplies March 9, 2026

Friendship Cuck

A term describing someone who feels happiness and contentment from watching a group of people (either within or outside their friendship circle) having fun and enjoying each other’s company. Just like a cuck.

I don’t even watch Loiter Squad for the skits, I watch it because I like seeing Tyler, The Creator have fun with his friends. I’m a friendship cuck like that.

by arapaima March 18, 2026