Mert Can

The most trustworthy, handsome, loving and unique man you’ll ever meet. Mert Can is everything men want to be and everything women want to be with. Mert Can is wise beyond his years, forgiving, young at heart, and hilarious. He’s kind to everyone and extremely humble for how smart and successful he is at everything he does. Mert Can is the whole package.

Hi, Mert Can! What an honor to meet you!

by R192021 November 23, 2021

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

I can draw anything

Describes a person that can draw anything,
example like kogito.

Kogito: "I can draw anything"
Person: "Kogito can draw anything"

by 02dcs October 31, 2023

Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018