Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020

BENJrOVGanBJraSTASS'S ganBJraSTERiders in fast cars

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasteriders in fast cars 🚗 😎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader March 10th 19eightynine.

I am name after BENJROVGANBJRASTASS'S GANBJRASTERIDERS IN FAST CARS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 1, 2024

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS

A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND

by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023

meep car

Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.

Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.

by Bradentonian June 7, 2022

seamus car

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.

Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!

by colewhite February 10, 2020