Chris miles

Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here

by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022

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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

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Chris Langschultz

Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.

That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!

by Fo S. May 14, 2022

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Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

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Everyone knows Chris for how crazy he is and how funny he is, but to me it's more than that. I love how he gets so shy around me, how smart and sweet he is, how he is always there for me, and so much more. I love how everyone tells us that we're so cute.I will always be there for him and hope he does the same for me. I really love how he always makes a smile on my face and never makes me sad whatsoever. I love how he always buys my little brother gifts. Nobody has ever treated me like that. That's the Chris I know and love. -V <3

I love Chris more than anything

by C<33 May 18, 2022

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