Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

Vagina en lata

Palabra española para traducir fleshlight . Son artilugios para la masturbación masculina que se llaman así porque simulan una vagina metida en una lata.

Desde que se compro la vagina en lata ya no usa las manos para darle al manubrio

by Ithil32 December 9, 2016

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021

All Day Vagina

When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.

Magnified by 10 in the summer.

Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.

by Chuck S. Take August 19, 2023

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018