Trump Penis

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

trump change

Amount of money a fleshy white dude pays a porn star to keep quiet.

Bro to keep her quiet you may have to pay her off with trump change.

by hillbillyd January 23, 2018

Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is where you shoot your sperm on someones face and throw money at them. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep!

"I was broke, so when I gave her the Donald Trump I used a handful of change so i could still have bus fare home! I probably shouldn't have thrown it as hard though..."

by lost4eternitynow January 7, 2010

Bubble Trumps

nickname for a large popular type of bowl used for smoking marijuana, usually shaped like an elephant

jeff brought bubble trumps to the party and jake and schmiegel smoked with him

by Nipple69x420x January 25, 2009

Donald Trump

An idiot that proves that stupidity is real

Donald trump is the definition of stupidity.

by SLAUGHTERER321 February 2, 2017

Donald Trump

An old man who has the skin colour of an oompa loompa. Has a child that is too young for his age.

Is that an oompa loompa over there? No that's just donald trump.

by youoweusdogs January 20, 2017

Donald Trump

The man.. okay. The man is gonna Cause world war 1 he is the reason people cant do shit. He asked Russians, those filthy bastards (not all Russians I like Russia tbh), they helped him win. Little did they know, they is ending the world, how bout we end russia and make donald trump the president there, that outta teach em for ruining a country you get yours ruined to, let me break all this down for you. Donald Trump is SATAN!

Donald trump: I will make the world hell again!

by lxvelysinner September 4, 2019