hauled a train

When a girl or guy sleeps with a bunch of men or women at the same time; when it isn't a threesome or foursome

Man 1: Yo I heard Jake had four girls over last night
Man 2: Yeah he probably hauled a train, you know how he is

by Schmoody October 16, 2017

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

White boy training wheels

The quintessential black or otherwise non-white female for any white boy looking to branch out into interracial sex. Not necessarily relationships, but she'll more than willingly go for that too. This is also one of the most annoying bitches you will ever meet because just like how a vegan tells you they're vegan without you ever even asking, this girl is constantly going to be talking about stiff, white, penises. She's dtf any guy who's white, just cuz he's white. These bitches may seem rare, but they exist and they will get on your last damn nerve if you spend enough time with them and are anyone other than a white male looking for some quick and easy non white pussy. It's not even just as simple as a racial preference like you're tryna date this chick but then she just lets you know she'd rather bang white guys. This is the type of chick who always talks about them. The. Name. Is. On. The. Package.

Look at that fine set of white boy training wheels over there. What a damn shame 4 out of 4 quarters of their brains are devoted to dick. More specifically white dick, but it'd be a damn shame anyway.

by Muthalovinfishnipples99 May 2, 2018

Reverse steam train

A cool dance move

Look at that girl doing the reverse steam train! She's so cool!

by Egg25 January 17, 2018

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

On the pain train

The state where one person endures a set of mixed yet painful emotions for a period of time after they left a relationship with a partner whom they've invested a great amount emotionally.

There is nothing you or anyone can do when you're on the pain train but endure it until you get off on the next station where things will be a lot better

by projectfalcon January 5, 2019