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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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young top

The act of getting your dick sucked. Also known as "head"
Grace is bout to come over and gimme that young top
by Jakemayo23 July 30, 2017
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Turnabout Big Top

The child of a person called rat-kun (#1 eustace enjoyer).
rat-kun (#1 eustace enjoyer): im naming my kid turnabout big top
everyone :frof:
by Applin July 29, 2024
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Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys
-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"
by Jayc28 February 25, 2023
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frosting top

frosting top is an adjective used to describe when a persons flab hangs over their pants, but it is not quite as sever as a muffin top
That girl needs to pull her shirt down and cover up that frosting top !
by acoustic73 July 6, 2009
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Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020
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james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass
by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019
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