T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.
by MNL897 May 07, 2023
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bone hold

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.
by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014
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Bone dangle

When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
Nancy and I have been together for 10 years when we first met she couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
by Dan Dangus October 15, 2020
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Bone dangle

Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.
Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
by Dan Dangus October 15, 2020
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Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
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nose boning

Varies on level of hornyness -
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”

OR

“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”
by jnh October 07, 2024
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bone yoddler

A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.
Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!
by Line guy June 05, 2019
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