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Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex
Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025
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Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
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Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you
by Eansolo April 27, 2024
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Riding The King

When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.
by thatoneguy713 September 25, 2012
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Bosnian train ride

It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit
Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna

Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride
by Hard_willy July 25, 2022
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
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Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019
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