Sam

Sam is a very sexy individual he has a big penis that dwarfs other men’s mainly yousif’s sam is very tall and all the ladies want him and his monster shlong

sam gets all tha bitches

by fjosknfr November 21, 2021

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023

Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

by Quue June 4, 2019

Sam Melchers

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.

Oh look it's Sam Melchers

by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Scoot sam

Scoot Sam is a very famous fortnitian who is the proud owner of scoot clan

Damn it's a scoot Sam

How cool

by PahHHah September 2, 2020