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Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
by DefNotSam November 23, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam mamrose

Super annoying because steals food
That guy is a Sam mamrose
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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Sam

Oh he is a real sam
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Sam Seaton

by Sam Seaton November 20, 2019
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Sam

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Sam “ I ❤️ eridan from jomesruxk🙂🙂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂”
You: brhu
by anonymous June 22, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

The type of guy to get lots of pussy. plain and simple
Holy that guy gets so much sam.
by ItsaMr.Chow July 12, 2017
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The Sam Effect

Leaving girls soaking wet and wanting more
When Sam messages a girl it makes them have the Sam effect and want to play with themselves
by HALLOHAQ October 11, 2023
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