Retard

A person who has a perfectly good working brain and chooses not to use it.

Kenneth has shown time and time again that he is a rat face goof retard.

by Grandepapa November 7, 2022

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022

social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

Retard

Something people whose names are Sam carry on the daily

Dude you're so retarded, hey dont say that sam is here!

by Tyrone Humphrey July 22, 2018

Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell

Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go

by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024