Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
Get the Post scrollaxingmug. A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Epic Postmug. by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
Get the Post diggingmug. Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
Get the Post-neonatal dripmug. Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
Get the Post-Zelda Depressionmug. Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
Get the post dramatic stress disordermug. by anonymous November 2, 2021
Get the Post nut revengemug.