phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.

Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.

by ProSlag June 4, 2025

big gay porn games

games featuring porn that are big and gay

P1: you wanna play some big gay porn games
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by splatic May 4, 2024

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

flaw porn

a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.

This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.

This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.

by truetreat February 15, 2023

Pop-porn

Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do

I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );

by FISHBUCKET May 20, 2017

Lionking porn

A video in which was made by the furry community as a sick joke to ruin your childhood by showing every character in the lionkikg fuck at least one other charcter raging from gay three way to orgy party.

Dude 1: yo bro you look like shit

Dude 2: I know I was up all night

Dude 1: what the fuck happened

Dude 2: I stumbled upon some furry porn last night on pornhub that title hot furry lion fuck but instead what I got was a version of the lionking where they show every character fuck each other.

Dude 1: oh shit you found the lionking porn that video is really fucked my childhood died with it yeah that video is really unsuspecting.

by Dan the car guy August 13, 2019