by cum in the eyes November 12, 2017
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023
Used to describe when a pair of lover share a bottle(s) of wine and have intercourse for the entirety of an evening.
Jason: “Hey Ben, you wanna come to pub with the fellas tonight?”
Ben: “Sounds like a time, but I’ve been planning a Monbo night with the Ms. for a week!”
Ben: “Sounds like a time, but I’ve been planning a Monbo night with the Ms. for a week!”
by ThePilsner September 23, 2022
Night where all the grannies and gramps get down and dirty at the ole bingo hall and the granny with the least amount of respect for herself gives that saggy ass up to the grandpa who wins to split the profit on some custard
by Hiatusinparody March 11, 2017
The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
by Platezz January 24, 2018
by 459395 April 03, 2022
What it must have actually been like "away in a manger", since there were lots of farm animals there, too, and no doubt Jesus was himself squalling his head off just like normal newborn babies do.
If Achmed had his way, he would probably have a "noisy night" on Christmas Eve, too, since he'd be setting off "jingle bombs".
by QuacksO December 13, 2019