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Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023
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Pierce middle school

a middle school in Waterford Michigan with a bunch of wanna be drug dealers and is the definition of hell, everyone thinks they are ghetto, emo, dark goth or gangster and they bathrooms are always closed because of vapers 👎 this school needs immediate help!
Pierce middle school needs new teachers and help
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carencro middle school

all the teachers are fuck ass dick riders all the students suck dick and all the sport teams over here are shit 🖕🏽
shaqueefa: you rock wit carencro middle school?
daquaviontaviousrontraviousen IV: fuck no bitch
by monster 🍑 November 18, 2022
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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asheville middle school

it’s just a public school full of retards and nic. i recommend going, if you go to any other school you are weird
person one: guess what

person two: what

person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school

person two: why

person one: we are apparently getting too much social time

person two : what school do you go to

person one: asheville middle school
by nonamedcoolperson November 23, 2021
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paul revere middle school

Paul Revere Middle School: Hell of a walk from the entrance to the gym so good luck if you have H lockers and expect lots of tardys :))
There’s writing on the bathroom stalls and people vape in the bathroom all the time
Basically the ideal american public middle school experience
by definitionar August 10, 2021
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Middle School

A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year
by Barthalamule is my son April 9, 2020
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