Milk

The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand

You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?

Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.

by R/ChildSupport June 10, 2019

milk ting

Someone who wasn't breast fed when they were young. They drank powdered milk that was bought from a shop.

"Ethan is a milk ting, didnt get the breast milk when he was young"

by 349857309468723908719857193845 June 11, 2019

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty

Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.

by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019

Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)

Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019