Milk Unit

A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.

The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?

15lbs?

Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?

Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.

by mo0 December 27, 2019

Milk

Ryan ross

Hey do we have any milk

Emos/yeemos uhhhhh *thinks about ryan Ross* Idk

by That emo crack kid Brooklyn December 28, 2019

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty

Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.

by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019

Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)

Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019