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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.
Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
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National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈
Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared
by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025
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Dr. Brown & Friends

A series of wierd and wonderful shit related sexual activities
Dr. Brown & Friends includes acts such as Dr. Browns Stethoscope, Dr. Browns Lethal Injection, Dr. Browns Bog Run and many more!!
by Marc Le Claire December 14, 2008
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I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!
by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020
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