banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos SO obsessively that they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effects of watching his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1 ( A Banana ): Have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself *

by WatchTheWrldBurnCauseImABanana April 20, 2018

danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Banana

a fruit

who the you dont know about banana fucking idiot peiece of shit

by anomusy November 20, 2017

banana on the rocks

The act of splitting the breasts of a female with the male penis. Does not necessarily include thrusting, i.e. it is an erect but motionless penis with emphasis on the separation of the boobs, thereby accentuating the features of the female anatomy.

Usually a move to enable the recipient to kiss and nibble on the tip of the dick.

What did they get up to last night?

They got their kit off but was too pissed and he passed out before he got past banana on the rocks.

by Sweet Chunga November 22, 2017

banana

it is a yellow fruit shaped like a boomerang that has a peel that you hens the name peel you "peel" it

IT IS A FRICKING FRUIT FOR JEEZES SAKE WHO DOSENT KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS JEEZ

THAT "BANANA" WAS DELICIOUS

by CANDY CAN November 22, 2017