Ms. Bird

A kind band director at a middle school

OMG ITS MS. Bird the band director

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

Migratory Birds

A flock of young women from 'op North' who have migrated south, often for educational purposes and can often be observed squawking around bars in the middle of winter wearing little or no observable clothing.

I'm glad I wore my hat, coat and scarf tonight - it must be minus 5 out. Have you seen the flock of migratory birds flapping around the Oracle riverside? I don't know how they survive!

by lethalonion December 8, 2010

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

The bird

The Bird is a slang for the
Middle finger.
When you show someone the bird, you flip them off.

Man 1: "Can ya believe it Jason flipped me of after I tried to help him!"
Man 2: "Ah that ungrateful god-damn asshole showed you The bird"

by Repic August 8, 2022

fuck ass bird

One long ass fuckin bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.

by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017

Bird Wings

Big, oversized eyelashes that women like to wear.

I met this one girl yesterday and she was fine as fuck, but she had fake Ugg boots and Bird Wings

by ClaySoggyfries April 2, 2021