do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

by 15989232 September 26, 2006

Pulls Like Jack The Bear

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.

Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

by Trucker Jake August 19, 2022

North Florida Moody Bear

Not to be confused with any bears of the genus ursa. This borderline mythical creature has been known to haunt the isles of Trader Joes and other locations where overpriced groceries are sold to wealthy suburban whites. The North Florida Moody Bear is known for it's grooming behaviors including, but not limited to, its proclivity to spend excessive time in the bathroom to ensure it's hair is immaculate. This is a highly social organism that is known to be extremely social, frequently they can be seen flirting with human females. While they often appear quite tame, domesticated even, don't let your guard down as they will respond violently to anything that causes messes in their natural habitat. They have bizarre sleeping habits that result in often trying to sleep however very rarely actually succumbing to slumber. This species becomes most aggressive when awaken from its slumbers so it is advisable to never slam doors in it's presence. This is an anomalous organism that has left biologist dumbfounded as it is sustained entirely by la croix, and frequently goes months without consuming anything else.

Did you hear about jim?
No, what happened?
He died, he slammed a door outside of a North Florida Moody Bears bedroom.

by Survived a moody bear attack May 31, 2018

Boo Boo Moochu Bear

There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.

Did the Boo Boo Moochu Bear leave that bite mark on your ass?

by JuJu Fish January 26, 2011

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012

Care Bears on Fire

All girl 15-16 year-old teenage punk band from Brooklyn. Part of the new generation of Riot Grrrls. Also referred to as the new Runaways. Came out of Brooklyn's kidcore scene in early 2000s along with Tiny Masters of Today. First two albums Confuse Me Beautiful Records I Stole Your Animal Daisy Explosion featured original bass player Lucio. Third album Get Over It from S-Curve includes singles: Everybody Else and Barbie Eat a Sandwich, also Pleaser, Violet and Met You on Myspace. Song inspirations: Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, Patti Smith, 90s Riot Grrl bands. Themes, female empowerment, anti-authoritary, body image, online predators. Music videos by Daisy Edwards, Converse.

Care Bears on Fire aren't a kid band, I saw them at Lollapalooza last summer and they played like the Ramones if they were teenage girls.

by ArtfulBlogger June 29, 2010