Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

by the mysterys March 8, 2021

Top

Oral sex given by a woman or man.

"She gave me sloppy top." "I just want some top."

by 30 year old rapper January 21, 2018

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

gummy top

a blow job from someone who doesn’t have teeth.

I don’t wanna do that to yall-
you don’t need to read gummy top in a sentence

by calypso March 15, 2024

top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around

Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf

by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022