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girl inches

Girl inches is a measuring unit for the penis that is based on a girl’s perception of the penis rather than the actual length and/or girth of the penis.

Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie “My man has a bigger dick than your man”).
Paul: My girl said her ex was packing 10 inches…

Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol January 31, 2022
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joy-girl

someone who enjoys exchanging sex acts for money or gifts, this is a calling, a way for a women to spread her sexual art and make a living at the same time.
I booked a joy-girl for tonight because I'm feeling lonely for some sweet sexual companionship, not just an impersonal fuck.
by slamx March 4, 2015
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Bus Girl

A beast girl. Has VERY EXTREME butch qualities.
Wow Darius is a bus girl! Ew.
by tatianaluhsu February 11, 2012
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2012 girls

Girls who fuck every guy they see and is trying to make herself as happy as possible regardless of relationship status because she thinks the world will actually end in 2012.
Yo bro, your girlfriend is definitely a 2012 girl. If I were you, I'd watch her.

2012 girls are the perfect thing for single, STD loving guys. They float by as often as Japanese women.
by CrackPotPotter May 6, 2011
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retro girl

Attractive older women from the baby boom era who still exude high levels of sexual excitement and fantasy. This can include famous movie stars, singers, and fashion models. Retro girls appeal to nostalgia buffs.
My woman is somewhat older than me, but she is the perfect retro girl, and we get along great!
by chachachimp September 25, 2009
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Ninja Girl

-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.

-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.

-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.

-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
by Shinobinojutsu November 13, 2011
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Blowfly girl

A girl goes into a dumpster behind a restaurant and starts putting maggots inside her pussy with rotting mold meat because I'm guessing it feels good. She then goes home and takes off all of her clothes then fucks the maggots, shits, pees in her bed then gets a really bad infection. I guess this bitch is attractive to decay and maggots.
Hey, Tom have you ever read that blowfly girl post?
Yeah, why?
Just asking.......
by Lazygirl21 February 17, 2021
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