Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

brain generated reality

May be defined as the sensory perception of the environment ,subsequently integrated into
the existing consciousness- a consciousness which is off-course subjective.Reality therefore, is different for each individual but having many common grounds.

Prosenjit N Sinha

Russel sees a cat being reminded of the tabby his aunt had. Rasoul feels aggression, having being
scratched by one as a child. Brain generated reality here is different for each, arising out of a similar
environmental stimuli

by prosen_clarity April 3, 2016

brained out

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.

"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"

by fronter23 December 9, 2009

brain$

brain$ is a lil pumpcopycat

brain$ har været fucked siden han ku gå

by Captain Alex69 May 16, 2018

Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.

A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!

by JSLC May 27, 2017

Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.

Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze

by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019