post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only

shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression

by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024

Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was

You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection

by Malko p May 31, 2024

post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024

Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 5, 2024

Post hoc rationalization

Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.

Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

post this on ig reels

when somebody says this it basically means "put this on Instagram reels so I can disrespect the shit out of you and watch what happens" I am not sure how to put more than that really, but I think the example will help.

original poster : *posts a cringy ass video*
commenter : "post this on ig reels lil bro"

by blocktheurbandictionarist. June 6, 2024

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024