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vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.
I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.
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Noodle hair

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.
by It’s me josh June 9, 2020
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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair
by Mr 924 April 15, 2019
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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Pineapple hair

I have pineapple hair Anix 2020
by Nick1267rt6d June 16, 2020
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