Retard

A retard is someone who is mentally dumb as fuck and retard is the perfect word to describe them. They often have below 50 IQ.

- I slept with ur mom yesterday
- I dont have a fucking mom you retard.

by Heil Hitler I: =( May 30, 2022

Retard

The people who write definitions in the Urban Dictionary

Nigga 1: Hey I’m gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary

Nigga 2: Only retards do that

by Shitass00090999 June 17, 2022

retard

Retrard

Bet you didn't spell that right....

Retard.

Ur a RETARD

by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 10, 2020

Retard

ABLEIST WRONG

brO you said retarded? your ableist

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.

Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”

by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021

retard

Prostě někdo kdo má v hlavě míchané vejce místo mozku :)

Co děláš sakra ?

Jsi snad retard ?

Ne ,to ty jsi retard ,Tádo.

by StrejdaKarel September 8, 2017

Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022