Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

Poo-dini

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!

Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."

by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011

Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022