poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 19, 2015

poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down

'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'

by jessicatmiaow April 6, 2009

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019

Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.

Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.

by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022

Poo Purdy

cologne, Perfume, good smell'n stuff

you need to go put on some poo purdy. what kind of poo purdy are you wearing

by JC & the Boys May 20, 2020