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poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
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Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
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Poo

There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.

LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.

TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.

DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.

POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.

FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.

I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.

now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
Excuse me, I have to go poop now. It was your chicken noodle soup, I believe.
by HUNTERWillFindYou December 25, 2017
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Poo

Umm,you obviously know the definition of (poo) is so I'm not gonna waste my time explaining to whoever you are
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Examples of people who click on this website,go to school but choose to write "what does 'poo' mean?...

Examples of these people are...

IMMATURE
PEOPLE WHOARE BORED
WANT TO SEE WHAT THE INTERNET SAYS

But if you have poop problems then I am sorry...maybe there is another website that would help,or talk to the doctors about it
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by fanofeverything December 31, 2017
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Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again
I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!
by Sampster January 4, 2020
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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
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