Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Peanut butter bracelet

The ring of shit left on ones wrist after fisting a dirty asshole.

Man, after my wild night with Xtopher I woke up with a thick ass peanut butter bracelet.

by Azleo84 September 13, 2020

skippy nutter butter

Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.

The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.

Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?

Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.

by Stellarcorpse13 May 17, 2016

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020

croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT

simply croissants and butter dish

by tiredofyall May 16, 2020

making the devils butter

see masturbation

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)

by highwind7 August 16, 2016

Peanut butter spoon

During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.

Hey man did you hear Rob and Dave did the peanut butter spoon with Catherine the other day?

by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020