Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 04, 2017

ninja Jacky

When the world sleeps the stern worm makes his move, generally in the dark of night. He attacks with precision and skill, no boner stands a chance, often beats his victim dry, until it pukes. Causing Indian burn. Usually attacks to anime.

Ninja Jacky struck mid night! Consider the meat beat!

by Tony Crisco February 27, 2025

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Ninja-tastic

literally zanthie dude

person 1: "whats ninja-tastic man everyone keeps saying it"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"

by ginjaninja69 April 09, 2024

dynamite ninja worship

A worship band a Cairn University.

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship

by Cohead14 September 24, 2023

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal February 25, 2014

dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that

Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"

by 0zKth December 12, 2022