National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

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Make or ma’ke

It’s pronounced as Ma-Kay Ma-K and not make!!!
Also spelt Ma’ke

Make or ma’ke means to drop dead to the ground or blackout or faint !!

I.e. “Hoo how’s dis faka he like talk shit now I head kick dat faka now he went Make/ Ma’ke Ma-Kay (Down on the ground) to the floor!!!

I.e. #2: hey bro you want another shot to drink!!! Nah I’m good bumbai I Ma’ke !!!!!

by AFviernes October 17, 2022

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