Stupid ass

JaKe PaUl aNd LoGaN PaUl

Logan Paul is such a stupid ass

by FairyWand! October 26, 2018

Ass Herd

An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.

Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.

Damn Joe, theres that damn ass herd again taking up the front row spots at the local wall mart.

by feetofmeat April 8, 2010

Creep Ass

A guy who makes girls feel uncomfortable usually an older guy.

Example 1: AJ that security guard is such a creep ass

Example 2: Mr.Amato the gym teacher is such a creep ass he was creeping on Jackie

by hockeygrrl25 February 22, 2010

ass poet

Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.

Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.

Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!

by Venizuela October 24, 2009

Detroit that ass

an expression used to inform someone or a group of people that you are about to beat the crap or have beaten the crap out of someone

"Erica don't hush me because i will detroit that ass," said a pissed off Brooke after she found out that erica was sleeping with her boyfriend.

by Fredrick Q December 2, 2010

squirrel's ass

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.

That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.

by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006