Starving Dick

An expression to describe immense hunger

Dude, let's get some food. I'm starving DICK.

by TheBrohaan August 22, 2010

Dick Moth

A desperate or thirsty girl. Flocks to any source of dick in the same way a moth is attracted to any source of light.

"man Jenny has really been all over me lately. I think she's into me."

"Nah man she's just a dick moth, she s already fucked half the basketball team."

by Dilznick January 19, 2017

Mr. Dick

Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.

Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.

by suicidemike October 3, 2010

Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.

"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."

by WeenMaster September 24, 2017

Dick Deprived

Haven’t gotten dick in a long time

I’m reallu dick deprived.

by Young Sanchez June 1, 2018

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Dick Driver

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.

Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver

by Pia Gavandrio May 8, 2012