David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 19, 2022

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 23, 2021

David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 16, 2021

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 08, 2022

david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 25, 2022

David

To leave for a long period of time.

Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later

by Negative-#9801 September 20, 2022

David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022