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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay
Woah David is sooo gay.
by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021
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David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine
Oh david-chan is so kawaii
by Vemidse August 27, 2019
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.
This is about David Bazuki.
by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025
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David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am
Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?
by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021
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