by Slow Asian January 11, 2010
Get the Bamboo Beatingmug. Guy 1: That one over there is so BEAT
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
by Cliff Springs April 18, 2020
Get the BEATmug. The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguettemug. a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
Get the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meatmug. Expression inspired by a popular romanian song. A new method of "vibing" and a new way of seeing the new year (2020) in a positive way or to just make fun of something. (you can also use it when someone/something is really cool)
by beerkindofman January 26, 2020
Get the to dance on the beatmug. by Smithy boy and the mandem April 13, 2017
Get the beat behind tescomug. by Sordina_england December 8, 2020
Get the dirty beatmug.