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kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.
Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017
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Scene kid

They are the emo version of a hipster. Only major difference from straight up hipster is the males wear makeup and they have infiltrated the genre of metal. Scene "metal" bands usually only play drop D tuned guitars because they need to hide their lack of playing ability. The lyric content is emo-ish despite the scene kids' denial. Songs are almost exclusively about girls they'll never get or had or the girl broke up with them because they are in fact loser scene kids. They strive for attention which is why the guys dress like girls and the girls have several layers of what appears to be makeup they bought at Party City. Whereas hipsters try to dress down and look minimalist, scene kids take pride in the fact it took them forever to do their hair and makeup. Other than the level of makeup, scene males and scene females dress the exact same, maybe a scene chick will rock a skirt on occasion but that is it. The music they listen to is heavier than hipsters but equally as lame as to that which hipsters listen to. They talk and brag on how non-conformist they are (like hipsters) yet they (also like hipsters) are a walking contradiction because there are droves of them looking the same. Nothing is very original and their personalities tend to suck which is why they have to look like a freak in order for people to notice them. Unlike hipsters, cutting of the wrists is very common among scene kids, again to get as much attention as possible.
Sir 1: Why is that guy wearing girl pants and a deep v t-shirt down to where his chest is supposed to be?

Sir 2: Ah, that would be a scene kid good sir. He's trying desperately to be "different" but instead just looks like an idiot.

Sir 1: Oh, I get it. kind of like a hipster

Sir 2: Exactly.
by doseofreality August 27, 2012
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Grey Kid

1. Someone who has a skin tint of grey.

2. Someone who is quite athletic, but is scarcely seen outside.

3. Someone who is a pacifist, but trains for martial combat.
1."Josh needs to get out more; he's turning into a Grey Kid."

2. Guy 1 "He can do an awesome backflip"

Guy 2 "Why doesn't he come to the park more often?"

Guy 1 "He's a bit of a Grey Kid.

3. Person a : Why doesn't Tim deal with those douchebags?"

Person b: "Didn't you know? He's a Grey Kid."
by Drakiza November 16, 2012
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A Melvin kid

A person who is very weak or looks like a stereotypical nerd
Wtw Sam stop being a Melvin kid
by Astro Kid April 8, 2016
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COOL KID

If you try and act popular and dumb you're a COOL KID. All Brooke's are COOL KIDS.
by Nick Vandahar August 9, 2017
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Thrill Kid

by THRILLKID January 23, 2019
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connecticut kids

CT kids are pretty stuck up, especially in new canaan, you have to like laccrosse or football for guys, and for girls you need to like AND fit into brandy melville clothing.
wow connecticut kids are so annoying
- I KNOW RIGHT WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING SHORTS AND VINEYARD VINES
by linctavia June 11, 2016
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