Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025

Jake ryder

jake ryder by far the biggest fuller sender and also the longest cock in the crew

Ay any one seen a jake ryder

Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back

It’s definitely jake ryder

by Shshshsg October 16, 2019

Jake

It rhymes with 'Cake'.

"Hey look, there's Jake the Cake!"

by You'reWelcome69 October 20, 2019

jake

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law

and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.

jake is the king of everything.

by humangod October 21, 2019

Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake

Jake is an idiot

Person: who is Jake

Person 2: Jake is an idiot

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019

Jake

jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.

“i think i love jake”

“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”

by depressedhun October 22, 2019