DADS

Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.

"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"

by Supastar4286 April 25, 2016

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

dad

someone that u dont have

Your dAd left you.

by truthsucksdog June 20, 2019

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020

dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020