meat stogie

Another name for a penis, dick, cock, or johnson.

Hey dogg how would you like to smoke this big ol' meat stogie.

by Jesse Rothert December 28, 2007

meat cave

a vagina

I stuck in her meat cave

by meat cave monkey April 20, 2011

tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

Meat Smore

The act of of rubbing human male semen upon two African American male's penises, then put together and stuffed in woman's mouth.

I enjoyed a tasty meat smore last night with my two black friends! penis Cum sucking vagina monster african american zombie mouth

by dallallama December 5, 2010

Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006

meat popsicle

A stupid person

This man is a meat popsicle.

by Rhentin May 19, 2004

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009