One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.
School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.
by Goat The Man January 01, 2009
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One hitter quitter

*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand
-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!

- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.
by ghettoprincess562 July 06, 2015
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Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
by lilrachel333 March 31, 2011
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scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.
by ShitsIntense December 08, 2009
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smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity
I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.
by smackingoneout February 28, 2012
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Faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face
Faith plus one the greatest band ever
by Kingofdick June 24, 2020
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