Family Facebook Lurker

Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent

This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...

Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."

James: Can we know why you are grounded?

Me: What? No. Flame off.

James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)

Me: Thanks. Flame off James.

James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.

Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.

James: lol you are such a funny youth.

Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.

James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)

Me: Fuck you.

James is Family Facebook Lurker

by getthehelloffme November 21, 2011

Facebook High Five

When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.

This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:

Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like

Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

by Jaybevil December 2, 2011

Facebook...Er; whatever.

What people say when they are embarrassed after admitting to sombody that they found something out on Facebook.

Yea. I read it on Facebook...Er; whatever.

by urge19 January 2, 2011

Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

by GQDK December 4, 2014

facebook him/her

To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.

Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.

by Sac.chauhan March 22, 2011

facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.

Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.

by JennDub July 16, 2014