Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 12, 2022

Forehead dad

A forehead dad is when a guy cums on your forehead with his kids and becomes a forehead dad.

Girl I want to become a forehead dad.

by DarkRose98 February 10, 2023

Your dad

Your dad

Your dad

by Reuked Your Dad Gaming May 12, 2022

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010

ur dad

someone who doesnt exist

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀

by hiyaahun April 29, 2022