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Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.
Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense
by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022
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Hollys dad

What’s that brown stuff on the floor
Oh that’s just hollys dad”
by Babz March 2, 2021
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Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves
by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
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no dad

its is a joke made by max,seth and will and refers to a father molesting his childre
no dad
by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020
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Dad Lattergrass

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.
by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023
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Dad

Dad
Dad
by The biggest idiot in history January 5, 2019
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Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 18, 2022
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