Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

Take credit

You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.

Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

Taking it to dinner.

Being done with something.
Ending something

Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)

I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)

Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)

Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.

by MillsMills March 5, 2019

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

Taking Mine

When someone is insulting or taunting a person. Or being insulted.

Arthur: Hey Camron! have you ever worked on AI?
Camron: Yes, I calculated 2 + 2 and got the answer 4. Isn't is AMAZING??
Arthur: Uh, my concepts of AI are very poor then.... lecture on AI for an hour.
Camron: Arthur is taking mine.

by CaptRog3709 May 4, 2019

Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.

Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."

by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021