Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”
by FormerPresident1 February 21, 2025
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Legendary cookie

When a girl with no but gives you really good pussy
by Dankestmeme1923 October 15, 2016
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espresso cookie

kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!
by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021
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cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021
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avi cookie

Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies
by avicookielicker April 07, 2024
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Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.
by Emjay bongsweed January 07, 2024
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